Aphorisms
The Basics
● Without spirit’s intervention, mind is simply a predestinarian product of brain.
● One can do much better without a bunch of baloney which most people call values.
● Sometimes it only takes a sentence to say metaphorically what would take pages to explain, to no avail.
● If one becomes aware of the power inside, one would be totally independent of the outside, besides nachos, of course.
● Sacrifice is nothing more than a manipulation. Everybody’s inevitably busy serving self-interest somewhere. Whether it’s material interest, spiritual interest or merely a clear conscience.
● Sometimes losing an old friend can be more fruitful than finding a new one.
● A moron is someone who keeps making the same mistake.
● Why are some people terrible dancers? Because instead of focusing on the groove, they focus on their dancing. Let it flow.
● Why organized religions suck? Because they are organized.
● Why democracy often fails? Because what most people believe is often worse.
● How to deal with a dilemma? Assessing the dilemma to see if there are any other options. Assessing the options to see if any of them is a bit more favorable than the others. If not, flipping a coin.
● The Law of Distraction: One must be full of emptiness to endlessly attract objects and characters, to suck them all up like an egoistic vacuum.
● The last thing I need is to be an astronaut – if I make it to the closest supermarket, I’ve done a great job – I’ve never felt the need to go that far.
● Intuitive ideas need time to settle, before applying them to the main system. Unless it’s a haiku, which is best fresh out of the lab.
● Until the scientists are able to prove free will scientifically, I’ll take their determined grandiose with a big pinch of salt.
● Every time they say God is an imagination of human brain, I immediately get this feeling in my gut that it must be the opposite.
● God dances in the details whilst evil lurks in them.
● A good illusionist will help you to become aware of your illusions, through illumination.
Dark Humor Tips
● Dark humor is not for oral consumption, but rectal administration.
● It’s sore, but it’s kind of euphoric.
● Not suitable for children under 40 years of age.
● Out of context abuse, is highly illegal.
● If you don’t know the ABC of morality,
don’t worry about the XYZ.
● If opium makes you high enough, don’t bother with heroin.
Socializing Tips
● To fit into society, you need at least a big dash of facade!
● Don’t keep lurking if it hurts, ’cause that’s the whole point.
● If they tried to be indirect, rub it in their faces.
● Never let a boring can of clichés full of preservatives call you abnormal.
● Give them more than their capacities and they will wet their nappies. Your job is not to change their nappies; your job was to expand their capacities.
● If they have big mouths, feel free to use their mouths as sewers. Don’t worry, it will end up where it belongs while they proudly enjoy serving society as sewerage.
● Humble with humble and fuck anyone who suffers from unconcious grandiose up the ass.
● No need to be jealous, when you are the best in your own shoes.
● If a relationship didn’t work out, there is nothing to regret – as long as you have done your best, which is probably what you have already done. Don’t carry this nostalgic burden and malicious fantasy with you wherever you go. Move on!
● Which insecurity or greed makes you think you might need a voice other than the voice whispering within your depths?
● Generally speaking, avoid socializing and bullshitting as much as possible. Such a waste of time and energy.