Aphorisms

Aphorisms

● Dark Humor Tips

● Socializing Tips

● The Cons of Industrialization

● The Apple Tree

The Basics

● I think God was a bit bloated and made a big fart which we call The Big Bang, hence a universe was created.

● I don’t categorize a species that shares 98.8% DNA with chimpanzees anywhere other than the kingdom Animalia.

● Without spirit’s intervention, mind is simply a predestinarian product of brain.

● One can do much better without a bunch of baloney which most people call values.

● Sometimes it only takes a sentence to metaphorically say what would take pages to explain literally, to no avail.

● If one becomes aware of the power inside, one would become independent from the outside.

● Sacrifice is nothing more than a manipulation. Everybody’s inevitably busy serving self-interest somewhere. Whether it’s material interest, spiritual interest or merely a clear conscience.

● Sometimes losing an old friend can be more fruitful than finding a new one.

● A moron is someone who keeps making the same mistake.

● Why are some people terrible dancers? Because instead of focusing on the groove, they focus on the dance. Let it flow.

● Why do organized religions suck? Because they are organized.

● Why democracy often fails? Because what most people believe is often worse.

● How to deal with a dilemma? Assessing the dilemma to see if there are any other options. Assessing the options to see if any of them is a bit more favorable than the others. If not, flipping a coin.

● The Law of Distraction: One must be full of emptiness to endlessly attract objects and characters, to suck them all up like an egoistic vacuum.

● The last thing I need is to be an astronaut – if I make it to the closest supermarket, I’ve done a great job – I never felt that I need to go that far.

● Intuitive ideas need time to settle, before applying them to the main system. Unless it’s a haiku, which is best fresh out of the lab.

● Until the scientists are able to prove free will scientifically, I’ll take their determined grandiose with a big pinch of salt.

● Every time they say God is an imagination of human brain, I immediately get this feeling in my gut that it must be the opposite.

● God dances in the details whilst devil lurks in them.

● A good illusionist will help you to become aware of your illusions, through illumination.

Dark Humor Tips

● Dark humor is not for oral consumption, but rectal administration.

● It’s sore, but it’s kind of euphoric.

● It’s supposed to amuse people; if it didn’t, it’s just a dark failure.

● Not suitable for children under 40 years of age.

● Out of context abuse is highly illegal.

● If you don’t know the ABC of morality,
don’t worry about the XYZ.

● If opium makes you high enough, don’t bother with heroin.

Socializing Tips

● To fit into a society, you need at least one big dash of facade!

● Don’t keep lurking if it hurts, ’cause that’s the whole point.

● If they tried to be indirect, rub it in their faces.

● Never let a boring can of clichés call you abnormal.

● Give them more than their capacities and they will wet their nappies. Your job is not to change their nappies; your job was to expand their capacities.

● If they have loose mouths, feel free to use their mouths as sewers. It will end up where it belongs as every society has a very fascinating sewers system.

● Humble with humble and fuck anyone who suffers from unconscious grandiose.

● No need to be jealous, when you are the best in your own shoes.

● If a relationship didn’t work out, there is nothing to regret – as long as you have done your best, which is probably what you have already done. Don’t carry that nostalgic burden and malicious fantasy with you wherever you go. Move on!

● Which insecurity or greed makes you think you might need a voice other than the voice whispering within your depths?

● Generally speaking, avoid socializing and bullshitting as much as possible. Such a waste of time and energy.

The Cons of Industrialization

● As soon as something becomes as industrialized as religion, not only it loses its purpose but it also becomes its own enemy e.g. industrialized democracy.

● Quality will be sacrificed for quantity,
and depth for superficiality.

● It almost seems we are forced to affiliate with something, and we can’t survive as a free individual.

● You have to constantly keep anti-industries away from industrialization.

The Apple Tree

● When you resist the enthusiasm to change people, it will turn inwards to change you for the better; and what’s better than that?

● Harvest the apples only when they are ripe, and then there will be no more apples in the winter; but as long as you keep watering the apple tree, you’ll have apples each summer.

● It’s not all about sharing your apples; it’s also about who you share with. It doesn’t need to be secretive, but it doesn’t need to be someone who doesn’t appreciate them either. Value your apples.

● If you are with people who do not move, then it’s time for you to move from those people. Your job is not to move people; your job is to move.